“Who’s Arming the Civil War? Spoiler: It’s Not a Secret Cabal”
“From Hunting Rifles to Home Defense to Paramilitary Gear — The Market Logic Behind America’s ‘Civil War’ Talk.”
The Third Side of a “Civil War”: The Market That Arms Everyone
Not a shadow cabal. Not a secret meeting. Just fear, profit, and a very efficient checkout system.
Let’s clear something up right away — my blog is called Conspiranon for a reason. Not everything is a secret plot. Not every problem requires red string, a corkboard, and a podcast host selling survival buckets. Sometimes the explanation is painfully boring.
This is one of those times.
If you’re wondering how a country ends up with “both sides” increasingly armed, the answer usually isn’t coordination or conspiracy. It’s the same answer you get when you ask why everyone owns the same smartphone: the market responded exactly as designed.
1. Two Sides Arguing — One Side Profiting
Every fantasy civil war scenario imagines two opposing camps glaring at each other across an ideological battlefield. What it usually forgets is the third group standing slightly off-camera, ringing up sales.
That third group isn’t trying to start a civil war. They don’t need to. They just need people to be scared.
Fear doesn’t care what flag you wave. Fear swipes the same credit card.
When one group buys guns “just in case,” the other group doesn’t see that as reassurance — they see confirmation. So they buy too. Same panic. Different story. Same industry.
How Militias Became the Private Police for White Supremacists In the Trump era, armed antigovernment groups have found common cause with Nazis, KKK and other white nationalists.
2. The Myth of “One Side Owns All the Guns”
The old stereotype — that gun ownership belongs neatly to one political tribe — has been quietly falling apart for years. Fear is bipartisan.
Women, LGBTQ+ communities, racialized minorities, liberals, conservatives, independents — all showing increased interest in firearms and training during periods of heightened political rhetoric and social instability.
This isn’t because everyone suddenly loves gun culture. It’s because everyone suddenly distrusts everyone else.
The result is simple economics: one polarized country → multiple frightened groups → one industry that sells to all of them.
3. Fear Isn’t a Bug — It’s the Product
Here’s where Conspiranon parts company with QAnon thinking. There doesn’t need to be a secret boardroom plan.
If your product is “protection,” then perceived danger is your growth strategy. That’s not villainy — it’s capitalism with the volume turned up.
The cycle is brutally efficient:
- Political shock → social media panic → “get ready” shopping
- Violence headlines → fear of crime → defensive buying
- Extremist rhetoric → fear of the other side → “just in case” buying
- Repeat
If you want a villain, don’t look for a secret mastermind. Look for an incentive structure that rewards keeping everyone permanently on edge.
4. The NRA: Rights, Rhetoric, and Revenue
Many gun owners sincerely ground their beliefs in constitutional rights. That part is real.
But layered on top of that is an ecosystem of lobbying, fundraising, marketing, and political mobilization that runs on money.
The NRA didn’t invent fear — but it has been very good at monetizing it. Membership spikes during moments of national anxiety. Donations surge when people feel threatened.
It’s not that rights don’t matter. It’s that rights and revenue ride in the same vehicle — and polarization hits the accelerator.
5. The Accountability Gap: “We Sold It Legally”
Here’s where the system becomes beautifully convenient.
In the United States, gun manufacturers are largely insulated from downstream harm through legal structures like the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act (PLCAA).
The result is an asymmetry worthy of satire:
- Fear drives sales
- Sales drive profit
- Harm travels downstream
- Responsibility rarely travels back upstream
The industry benefits from volatility without bearing most of the cost of what that volatility produces.
6. The Bottom Line (Conspiranon Edition)
If you’re searching for a hidden hand orchestrating who gets armed, you’re overthinking it.
This isn’t a conspiracy. It’s worse.
It’s a perfectly legal, highly efficient market responding to fear in a deeply divided society. The two sides yell. The third side sells.
And that’s the bleak punchline: In a country that turns everything into content, identity, and merchandise, even existential dread comes with a receipt.
Note: This article discusses incentives, market dynamics, and political economy. It does not allege a coordinated criminal conspiracy. Reality is doing just fine on its own.






