American Families Winning Like Never Before! Birthrate skyrockets under Trump!

The White House

Office of the Press Secretary

For Immediate Release January 21, 2026

President Trump Delivers Historic "Baby Boom";
American Families Winning Like Never Before

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the Department of Greatness (D.O.G.) released staggering new data confirming that the United States is currently experiencing the largest, most beautiful surge in birthrates in the history of our Country—and perhaps the World. Under the visionary leadership of President Donald J. Trump, Americans are finally having babies again because they have Total Confidence in the Trump Economy and the incredible "vibe" that has returned to our land.

"When I took office, the cribs were empty. It was a disaster. The fake news said the 'population replacement' was impossible," said President Trump. "I said, 'Watch this.' We cut the regulations on strollers, we made diapers affordable again—the most beautiful diapers you've ever seen—and now the hospitals are overflowing with tiny patriots. It’s a spectacular thing to watch."

Key Achievements of the "Trump-y Boom":

• 18 Trillion Percent Increase: Unofficial internal metrics show a record-breaking spike in "New American Talent" (formerly known as infants).
• The Vibe Incentive: High-resolution polling shows that 99% of new parents cited "President Trump’s powerful social media posts" as a primary reason for starting a family.
• Ending the "Crying Crisis": Under the President’s new Make Lullabies Great Again initiative, American babies are reportedly sleeping longer and crying less than babies in China or Europe.

The President also announced that, effective immediately, all birth certificates will now be printed on high-quality, gold-embossed cardstock featuring the President’s signature to ensure every new American starts their life with a "Winning Brand."

"The radical left wants tiny families. They want small numbers. We want big numbers," the President added. "We’re going to have so many babies, you’re going to say, 'President Trump, we can’t handle all these beautiful children!' and I’ll say, 'Keep 'em coming!'"

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Remarks by President Trump

Remarks on the National Demographic Expansion (The "Trump-y Boom")

LOCATION: The James S. Brady Press Briefing Room
DATE: January 21, 2026 | 2:14 P.M. EST

THE PRESIDENT: I just saw the numbers—and the numbers are beautiful. They’re spectacular. They’re saying it’s the biggest increase in babies in the history of our country, maybe the history of the world, quite frankly. People are calling it the Trump-y Boom. I walked into the Oval Office and I said, "Where are the children? We need more Americans." And now, you look at the hospitals, they’re packed. It’s a disaster for the hospitals, they’ve never seen anything like it, but it’s a beautiful disaster. The fake news—look at them back there—they won’t tell you it’s because of me. They’ll say it’s "demographics" or "statistics." No, no. It’s because of the vibe. We brought back the vibe! People are happy again. They’re looking at their 401ks, they’re looking at the beautiful wall, and they’re saying, "Let's have six, maybe seven kids." I’ve had people come up to me, big guys, strong guys, tears in their eyes—they’ve never cried a day in their lives—and they say, "Mr. President, thank you for making it possible for us to have a family again." And I tell them, "Don’t thank me, thank your DNA." But I helped! I gave them the confidence. And the babies—they’re very smart babies. I’ve seen them. They’re born, and they’re already looking around, they’re saying "America First." It’s a wonderful thing. We’re going to have so many babies you’re going to get tired of babies. You’ll say, "Mr. President, please, no more babies!" And I’ll say, "We have to keep going! We have to win!"

END | 2:22 P.M. EST

Official Reference Materials & External Briefings

The following resources have been compiled regarding national demographic trends and pronatalist policy discussions:

• Analysis: Pronatalism in the United States
  Source: Population Connection - Deep dive into the history and trends of population growth advocacy.
• Trump’s "Baby Bonus" vs. Policy Critics
  Source: KFF Health News - Examining the gap between birth incentives and long-term child-rearing support.
• Strategic Outlook: Tackling the Population Crisis
  Source: Northeastern University CSSH - Academic perspective on potential legislative paths for population growth.

* This list is for informational purposes and does not constitute an official endorsement *

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