Seasons: Still a Thing, Despite What You Read on Truth Social
🥶 "Whatever Happened to Global Warming?" – A 2026 Reality Check
"Breaking News: Trump discovers that winter still exists in February, immediately declares the sun a liberal conspiracy.
So, last week, 40 states turned into a giant walk-in freezer. And right on cue, the man who spent the 80s gold-plating his own name on buildings took to Truth Social to drop this absolute gem of a "gotcha":
"Record Cold Wave expected to hit 40 States. Rarely seen anything like it before. Could the Environmental Insurrectionists please explain—WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING??"
"Environmental Insurrectionists." Wow. I’ve been called a lot of things, but an "Environmental Insurrectionist" sounds like a guy who tries to overthrow the government using only recycled cardboard and a very judgmental compost bin.
But look at that logic! It’s the classic "I just ate a sandwich, so world hunger is over" defense. He wants you to believe that because your toes are currently popsicle-adjacent, the entire planet’s thermostat is just fine.
📺 WATCH: The "Cold Wave" Rhetoric vs. Reality
🧠 For Dummies who do their own Research
Listen up, kid. I know you think you’ve got it all figured out because you saw a snowflake in Georgia, but here is the deal: Climate change doesn't cancel winter. It just makes winter lose its mind.
Think of it like this:
- 🌍 The Earth still tilts. (I know, big news).
- ❄️ The North Pole is still cold.
- 🍂 Seasons still exist.
But what’s happening in February 2026 isn't "traditional winter." It is Polar Jailbreak..
Imagine the Jet Stream is a fence. Usually, it’s a nice, sturdy fence that keeps the "scary Arctic air" in its own yard. But we’ve warmed up the Arctic so fast—four times faster than the rest of the world—that the fence has basically turned into a piece of wet spaghetti.
The fence is sagging, it’s waving, and it’s "leaking" all that Arctic air straight into your backyard. So when you’re freezing your butt off in Texas, that’s not "Global Cooling." That’s just the Arctic air being so homeless it’s sleeping on your couch.
🎯 The Bottom Line
When you hear "Whatever happened to Global Warming?", look at the big picture. While the U.S. was freezing last week, Australia was hitting 120°F and the Arctic was warmer than a New York City subway station in July. The heat hasn't gone anywhere—it’s just reshaped the world so that the cold has nowhere to go but down your chimney.